Welcome to Tuna Workshop, feline friends, cat companions, and puss patriots. We are now in a brave new world, what with the extinction of what we

once thought were inexhaustible supplies of Tuna. Albacore, Yellowfin, Blackfin, Bluefin, Bigeye, Longtail – you name it – are all in the big fish bowl in the sky.

     If you don’t know me, my name is Beier Maomi, the CEO of Tuna Workshop. If you haven’t heard of Tuna Workshop; let me ask you what dumpster you’ve been napping in! For those of you that don’t know, Tuna Workshop was founded for the sole purpose of bringing back the extinct Tuna fish to this Earth. Unlike Jurassic Park, however, Tuna Workshop doesn’t have human employees which needlessly raise the “human error” factor, thus resulting in failure. Therefore, we are bound to succeed!

     Although it has been over five years now since Puss in Boots was filmed devouring the last can of Tuna on this Earth, and young kittens don’t even know the taste of tuna – I can assure you that Tuna Workshop is on the eve of a breakthrough! Our scientists are so close… if only our company’s supply of Soylent Catnip wasn’t disrupted by federal investigation last year, I feel we would’ve achieved re-tunafication by now.

     Hang in there for now, keep checking back at Tuna Workshop for updates (and other news at ‘Cat News’) and one soon day you’ll be enjoying a fancy feast of tuna again!

     For now, how about doing some shopping at our Cat Shop?! C’mon, you know you meow, meow, grrrrrr… oh sorry, saw a bird near the window. Anyway, support Tuna Workshop’s continued efforts by purchasing apparel from our stylish line!

 

-Beier Maomi, CEO, Tuna Workshop